thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

(via pizza)




beardhairdontcare:

Three straight boys walk into a bar.
Haha and then what ;)

(via chernistry)


axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

im ordering a pizza


they dont make delivery



im hanging up

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

im ordering a pizza

they dont make delivery

im hanging up

(via chernistry)


laughfloor:


where’s the fucking rent

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

(via adolphinhitler)


stunningpicture:

This is the first picture I was given of my unborn son

stunningpicture:

This is the first picture I was given of my unborn son

(via harlequin-of-havoc)


stelasdt:

the princess and her maidservant ?

stelasdt:

the princess and her maidservant ?

(via spoken-not-written)


ghostboyfriend:

Live fast die young bad cats do it well

ghostboyfriend:

Live fast die young bad cats do it well

(via orgasm)


(via pizza)